Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.