Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.