Orphans jokes
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.