Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.