Orphans jokes
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
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Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.