Orphans jokes
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?