Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.