Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.