Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."