Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.