Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
