Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.