Orphans jokes
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.