Orphans jokes
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.