Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"