Orphans jokes
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.