Orphans jokes
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."