Orphans jokes
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.