Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."