Orphans jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.