Orphans jokes
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Orphans have no home.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.