Orphans jokes
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.