Orphans jokes

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Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

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Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

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Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

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I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

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Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

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Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.