Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
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Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.