Orphans jokes
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.