Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.