Orphans jokes
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.