Orphans jokes
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-