Orphans jokes
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.