Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.