Orphans jokes
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.