Orphans jokes
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!