Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Orphans Jokes
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
