Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"