Orphans jokes
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________