Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Orphans Jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
