Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂