Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.