Orphans jokes
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.