Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.