Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Parents...
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.