Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.