Orphans jokes
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.