Orphans jokes
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.