Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.