Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
