Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."