Orphans jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.