Orphans jokes
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.