What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Orphans Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
