Orphans jokes
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.