Orphans jokes
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.