Orphans jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.