Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".