Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Orphans Jokes
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
