Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?