Orphans jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.