What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
