Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.