last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Hi, Welcome to Dave's Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?
FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended
FRIEND not so much " dude im blocking you!" sended
Lonly orphan " :( sended
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
DEEZ NUTS
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage and she burnt it down luckily she don't have to tell there parents
