Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What do dentist call their x-rays Tooth picks
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
Why do orphans have criminal records? So they can be wanted.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Go up to an orphan and say : yer ma is deed
Why can’t an orphan play online games
They don’t have there parents input
fuck all yall hoes
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
I want to be loved
I’m bout a go to the orphanage to say yomama jokes
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The mother board."
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
What happens at the orphanage be like: The orphans:”HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!