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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Comments (17)

"Did you know? The letter 'f' in oprhan stands for family"

Where is the letter f? Idiot 😂

Orphan doesn't have an "F" which means orphans have no family, it's literally a joke.

MAKE MORE JOKE LIKE THIS PLEASE THIS IS THE BEST JOKES OF ALL TIME :`)

Compilations are great

so many children everyone is this comment thread is at least under 10 for sure

@FUNNY MAN that’s the joke you fucking retard

@FUNNY MAN that the literal joke stupid because f stand for family so since there no f in orphan there's no family no family

Why is everyone so obsessed with the letter f?