Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
April's fool day:go tell an orphan their parents are back Ophan: Where.................. Oh
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
why can't ophan's have sex? Because they have no one to call daddy
why cant ophans play base ball ..............................because the cant find home
Why cant ophans play baseball They cant make it to home plate
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
