Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.