Ophan jokes
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.