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I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.

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whyd u need me to find somewhere 2 tlk?

I don't like talkers

youd be a great dad -.-

Don't say you're not >:(

Cause you can't see how beautiful you are

ur not gonna be able to change my mind

not for a long time

But i gtg ill ttyl and wehn i do come back ill stay on this joke not other posts

my aunt ordere food so we went back insiede

im a lil better cause i got food

cause food is good?

Sabrina

im not ok =D

Why

like almost everyone

Is just non-stop talking shit bout me.

thne start drama and im so sick of it..

i wanna quit this site im only hea for u tbh

It might be good for you to take a break

it would but i want u still

take a 3 hour break

It's either that or I'll force you

what if i dont take a break but only talk to u?

Like on chats no one can go to like here

but not anywhere else

cause i still want to talk to u

but howlong shoukd i take a break?

how do i still talk to u?

Like do u want me to put a new chat every day on docs?

if we ever run out of comments ill js put another one on doc

but js stay here today

r u ok with this..?

I'm not typing quickly cause I'm sidetracked eating ramen

Nudes from you are kinda hot ngl

Also can u tell V-rah that im taking a break from wje

omg wwhat do you need these for

Just to say I have them

maybe dont say u have em

people dont needa know

Obviously I wouldn't say nuthing

That's how rumors start

i don wanna deal w/ thoughts today

so please dont giv em

Espiaclly not this early

Cause I don't wanna give out thoughts

It's fun but I dunt wanna

Hows it fun though?

*taackles you nd covers ur mouth* U lost ur word privileges for 2 anda half seconds

do smthin yk ill like

i wanna see smthin this is a test

What if I don't answer?

then u way passed failed

I wanna pin you to the wall and choke you til you pass out, when you wake up ill have you hogtied and watch you suffer

Then once you think it's over I'll make out with you and rail you

fleperd

I wanna pin you to the wall and choke you til you pass out, when you wake up ill have you hogtied and watch you suffer

this made me horny as hell 0-0

it was to early 😭😭😭

Sabrina

do smthin yk ill like

i said do smthin yk ill like not say smthin

What if I switch, I wanna to I'm gonna

Because they're not saying I will do it soon enough

thats saying I will soon enough

it dosent have to be alot

but doing smthin i like

how do u do smthin online when you cant do it irl?

without saying you want to do it?

Sabrina

*taackles you nd covers ur mouth* U lost ur word privileges for 2 anda half seconds

**

yeah not how it works -.-

prove it by doind smthin id like, like that

I want u to do smthin thaat id likeeeeeeeeeee

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

im actually useing manners so u should be proud ):

ima get my nails done

Text me when you're done

Cause I gotta do som

And nows the best time to

nail polish dose not taste gud

I love you❤❤❤

im chewing on a straw 0-0

I got something in common with a straw :0

i chew on straws to much

The atrawa long and so am I ;)

I dont need to think bout that shii rn

this straw taste like posion

My straw doesn't ;)

gryuerijfneraiguaherjg\

ill test that myself

u have to deal with me when I'm horny

I like when you're horny

my fucking hair rn😭

You are absolutely beautiful

I kept one picture deleted the rest

casue i liked the picture

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thats the only one i liked

still not even at my house

ask me when im at my moms

i still feel bad that u hav to deal w/ me horny

Can u do me a favor?

Please dont gimmie any thoguhts tonight im trying not to do anything for one night every other night )):

ima get picked up soon but my dad lives like 5 mins away from hea

Ill be on in like 15 mins

ttyl love uuuu~ <33

Sorry i took so long to get back on..

my dad was being js

ok im getting pisses.

They talking bout getting me threapy.

I dont need that shit.

Why would you need a therapy

afk rq stay here please

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I think ima take a break longer than a week

This site is destroying my heart..

I can talk to you cause they wont see and say shit but otherwise it js tears me apart.

They are ripping me in half and think its funny.

they wont care or even notice if I'm not on..

chex might say one thing but forget 20 mins later

I dont think anyone on this site that idk irl doesn't really care..

Jake is starting to stop caring

Wade js gave up on me

An i lost everyone else

I dont think im ok..

ry hates me now, Lost E, Jas keft, Jakes starting to not care, Twix was jake and got ruined for me, I barley talk to chex, amy is hateing me again, mays a bitch, wade is giving up, Donut doesn't care anymore she js hates me now.. , I'm losing virgo to rylee and donut, don't talk to blach anymore he doesn't reach out, and I don't know much of anyone else or just they already don't like me.

I dont think im going to come back

they dont want me back

and this site tears me to pieces

i cant do it anymore..

Ill talk to you still.

If i like run out of comments ill js put another place to talk on docs.

u shouldnt have to deal with me..

i js put all my problems on people

im a shitty person and you shouldt have that..

You can't convince me to not like you

im sorry you have to deal with me..

im sorry you have to hear me vent and that shit

and that you have to deal with like the things I like

all the weird shit.

im sorry i cant handle the smallest things

im sorry im over dramtic..

You'll always be perfect in my eyes

Bro i like being choked and bting wtaf likes that

I don't care about that

stop me from doing something very very stupid..

im not getting up to do anything.

but take my mind off it so I don't when my internet goes out.

I'll tell quinn if you do

but ydk what im planing to do

And saying youll tell people wont help rn..

Just take my mind off it so I don't want to do it.

You should let me blow your back out

I won't give you a choice

hewfbaejfaewnfewafwae

When you ask to slow down I'll speed up

I wanna be in between your legs

I wany my tongue in your puss

this uhm wall looks uhm

And what I'm saying

say smthin thatll make me wanna

like smthin that id really really like

I'm gonna tie you up, make out with you and choke you

And when you need air I'll only choke you for longer

I think i bit my finger a lil to hard it hurts

Bet chu cant say smthin worse

I'm gon a rail you til you can't walk

First one was better

u cant really beat it unless u "do it" without doin it cause we online rn

Im not tellin u how to beat the first one

Cause then thatd be alot for me and just itd make me feel a lot with would be a lot and it would

I could beat off to you :)

This cup is to big for a cup

i like the cup though

I'm gonna cum in the vup

Fill it to the brim

fleperd

Focus on me

Please dont ddo this again

fleperd

Fill it to the brim

0-0 Thats alot..

This uhm ceiling looks awfully like a ceiling.

*grabs ur hand* Make me.

*grabs your chin and makes you look at me* ...

*with my other hand I choke you out*

*wimpers slightly and shocked* mmm

*puts my hand over yours tryna grab it* ...

I'm not letting ho

*trys to get ur hand off and slightly struggles to breathe*

*brathes deeply in* o-ok that was hot and k-kinda scary.

You. Are. 100%. Not. Beating. That

I'm beating off to you

Ur making my legs tired im sturggling to push em tg

You should spread them for me

dxfctghvythvj]\\\\\\\

Should send a pic when you can

Why can't you go to your moms this week

Ok try and beat round 2 but you wont be able to beat roleplaying if you don't use it again

Cause i was meant to last week

Then do it this week

I cant go to my moms this weekend

Try nd beat itttttttt~

cause i was sposed to last weekend but I vent to V-rahs and I fucking the schedule up

Why cant you go each weekend

I dont wanna talk about that..

Try to beat what u did last time

I'm gonna rail you

Tear your pussy up

Sabrina

Ok try and beat round 2 but you wont be able to beat roleplaying if you don't use it again

^

Also theres only one way u can beat it I think

Prolly from what ik.

Idk ur full of surprises.

*I smack your ass*

Sabrina

Idk ur full of surprises.

Yeah

*pins you to the wall with your hands pinned down* Cant even do that again. L.

*I put my hands on your sides*

*I slowly slide one hand down towards your upper thigh*

Ur pinned still even

*I trail my hand towards your vag*

*the hand that wasn't going down goes to your neck

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*moans softly and i stop pinning you cause arms fell* mm

*I put my hands in your pants and start fingering you*

*two fingers, middle and ring*

*moans and eyes widen* I- rgjrsr

I dotn wanna say that you beated it cause I w-want you to do more.

Now beat it more tan jsut wjerkgnsrtmn

*I put all of my finger inside you*

I wouldn't do that

*bites the inside of my mouth* rgaebkjns5jtrhn

Ok ur making my brain jsut i

*my middle finger goes up and my ring finger goes down, making a V sorta shape*

*my hands shake slightly* h-how do you do this while i-im standing?

How do you breathe when I haven't let off on choking you?

cuase u truned my brain off and turned me on to much where it hgtvwbrjkgn

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I accidentally deleted it but it was this

I already know my face is red asf

How bout you sit down so I can eat you out ;)

Look at the time...

*I pull your pants down fully*

I can make it quick

*my fingers leave your walls*

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*I spread your legs and get in between them*

im fucking speachless

*my tongue enters your pussy*

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*I lick your walls*

I gtg in like a min fletcher..

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Make the most of jt

*I lick your puss*

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*I swallow it all*

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*I get up and choke you*