Ornament jokes
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Gnome.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.