🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
uranus floats around in space
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
