Orbit jokes
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Uranus floats around in space.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.