Oo jokes

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.

The jury: O.o

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living. oo----- ()