person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO