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Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

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    • Skeleton

    Sans · 7 years ago

    • What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

    A bonelet.

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    eggs · 7 years ago

    • What did the meditating egg say?

    A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!

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    • Chuck Norris

    Anonymous · 7 years ago

    • Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

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