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Anonymous
2 years ago

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

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    Sans
    6 years ago

    What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

    A bonelet.

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    eggs
    6 years ago

    What did the meditating egg say?

    A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

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