Omelet jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous3 years agoThe 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.SSans6 years agoWhat do you call a skeleton's omelet?A bonelet.eeggs6 years agoWhat did the meditating egg say?A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!Anonymous7 years agoChuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.Breakfast jokesRecipe jokesFood jokesChef jokesKitchen jokesLesbian jokesAll categories
Anonymous3 years agoThe 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
