others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady u don’t need to yodel about it yodel whoo yodel whoo
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
Once there was an old lady..... Congratulations stop bragging !!!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom but After she voted🤯
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.