others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady u don’t need to yodel about it yodel whoo yodel whoo
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
Once there was an old lady..... Congratulations stop bragging !!!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom but After she voted🤯
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
You are stupid you can’t even ride a baby pony
old ladies are non existent
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!!!!
Knock knock who is there old lady old lady who?
I DID NOT KNOW YOU CAN YOLDL
there was a kid at school he was reading a book and he came across a phrase it was purple pation he went to his teacher and asked what it ment his teacher said hat the actual hell get the hell out of my class and go to the princible offic the princible said its ok iwas probably a mistake i will clean this all up in the mean time whats the phrase he says purple pation his prncible stares at him for about 3 seconds then says get the hell out of my school u r expelled he ran 7 miles to his dads offic crying all the way he went to his dad and explained how hs teacher kicked him out of the class and the princable expelled him his dad said calm down i will clean this all up and he said thats what the princable said he said i will clean it up he said ok the phrase is purple pation hisdad said i hate u getout of myoffice i dont want to see u again he ran down crying to his house he explained what happened his mom said the same thing as everyone else so he explaines the phrase his moms kickes him out of the house and he ran down to the park crying a old lady said whats wrong he explained whats happening then she says wellwhats the phrase he says purplepation the old lady said see that house across the street thats my house come over in about 30 min and i will explain he says thank u it was the longest 30 min of his life he sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus sorry guys ;)
