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Wife

  • A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

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  • Porn star

  • Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

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  • Story

  • Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

    Batman

  • Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

    Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

    Relationship

  • Dad: Are you gay?

    Kid: Yes.

    10 days later.

    Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

    Dad: I thought you were gay?

    Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

    Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

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  • People

  • Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

    Website

  • Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

    I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

    I'm going to leave now, so bye.

    Account

  • Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

    Name

  • Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

    This is my name: watersharky!

    Peepee

  • Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

    I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

    Vibrator

  • Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

    Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

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