Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
