Nursing Home

Nursing Home Jokes

Dog

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Paul Walker

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Vegetable

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

Incest

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • Vegetable

    Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

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