Numbers jokes

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.