Not really jokes
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 馃槄
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
kanker
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.