Nosey jokes

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?

They get jalapeño business.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Nosy.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?