Nosey jokes

How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?

They get jalapeño business.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.