No jokes

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

I have no eye deer!

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Person: Why? You: No.