No jokes
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Memes
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.