No jokes
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭