No jokes

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! (aka dinner)

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Orange: Hey.

Pear: Hey.

Orange: No hay!

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).

Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.