No jokes
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Memes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.