No jokes
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Memes
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Orphans have no home.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.