No one jokes
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.