What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock ~who’s there~ Not Sally
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs? Names.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
