No arms jokes
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.