No arms jokes
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.