Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
No Arms Jokes
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
