Ngl Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Feet

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

Twilight

Jacob · 3 years ago

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Family

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Ginger

Wade · 1 year ago

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

Ginger

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

Online

Just that emo · 3 years ago

Ayo, who's online :')

Nothing

𐌋𐌉Ꝋ𐌍 𐌊𐌉𐌍Ᏽ · 2 years ago

What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"

Nothing.

Love

oo · 5 years ago

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Face

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

ngl

A close-up shot of a person with a large forehead and small facial features looking directly at the camera.

Freddy Fazbear

Wade · 2 years ago

People are insane

The image shows the face of Freddy Fazbear, a character from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game. Above Freddy's face is the text "Ngl, Ballon Boy is hot" and below that "Any sane person:".

Pennywise

Wade · 2 years ago

Ngl he may be right.

The image shows two panels. The top panel features a man sitting at a table with a sign that says "Pennywise is scarier without teeth. Change my mind." The bottom panel shows a close-up of Pennywise's face with a toothy smile.

Head

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Drake

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a social media post showing a picture of Drake in a speech bubble. There are also comments. The first comment asks "Why y'all do Drake like that?", the second one answers "idk tbh, but now that you commented this, I feel kinda bad ngl" and the last one says "BRUH".

Slang

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from a video shows three men. In the center, a large man in a red jersey walks forward, barefoot. To the left, a slender man in a black t-shirt with pink slides throws his hands up in the air. To the right, a man in a grey t-shirt and durag looks to the side with his mouth open. Superimposed over the center of the frame is a wall of text: "icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br".

Sus

Wade · 2 years ago

And Angel says I’m SUS..

A screenshot of a conversation. The first image shows a figure with dark skin and hair being kissed by a symbiote. The second image shows two anime characters, one with pink hair and one with purple, kissing. The text in the conversation includes statements like "Yes then some person named Chex wanted a pic of my neck and hand," "Oh shit that's kinda hot ngl," "_?," and "Hella hot."

Community talk

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

forgot abt all yall ngl

J0eyjordisonsleftball

im so fucking done with this shit ngl fuck ts. im trying to fix ts

mal♡

yall are lame asf ngl