Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.