I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
