Neurodiversity jokes
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
"Autism be like..."
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
I'm the autism.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
I'm autistic.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Pacman