Neurodiversity jokes
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
I'm the autism.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Pacman
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I'm autistic.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
"Autism be like..."