How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Neurodiversity Jokes
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Pacman
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I'm autistic.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
"Autism be like..."
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
