Neurodiversity jokes
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.