Ness jokes

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-