Ness jokes

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!