When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

What did the banana say to his neighbour yellow

Prankster kid: knock knock neighbour: who’s there? …

I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing

What’s white and sticky? A white mans penis after taking care of his neighbours dog

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