Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
